EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

THE AGONY OF NOTHING

It's just a meaningless void, but you know what? IT'S MEANINGLESS.

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THE FUTILITY OF EVERYTHING

We're just floating on the surface of a sea of uncertainty, with nary a paddle in sight.

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CONFESSIONS OF A BROKE PERSON

We asked our users to share their most cringeworthy, wallet-wrenching stories.

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TIPS FOR SURVIVING THE APOCALYPSE

From stockpiling canned goods to secretly hoarding your neighbor's lawn gnomes.

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